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060003 Punk Kids

Jumping an Airport Perimeter fence, and walking across a runway while a plane is landing, to save yourself a half mile of walking to get around further proves that the theory of Natural Selection is entirely plausible

Valid til these particular kids get ingested into a jet engine (and hopefully die)

So there a Cessna 172 doing circuits onto runway 09. Calls on final (as he should) and I scan the runway with my trusty binoculars, seeing nothing. I go back to watching him land, and he calls and says there are two people on the side of the runway. Of course I get the binocs right back up and start looking for these people, as I call Airport Security to get a vehicle out there and nab these people. I couldn't see them at first, as they had disappeared into a gully off the side of the runway. When I finally see these two future nobel winners they are starting to scale the fence on the other side of the airport. And you want to know what else I noticed? A FOOT OF UNDERWEAR BETWEEN THE BOTTOM OF THE SHIRT, AND THE TOP OF THE PANTS... FROM OVER HALF A F**KING MILE AWAY. PULL UP YOUR GOD DAMN PANTS YOU LITTLE SH*T STAIN!!! Course Airport Security otherwise known as Commisionaires (some of which have use, most of which however do not) was to slow to do anything. The Airport Firehall got out there fast as one could, of course not in time, but at least he did something. So now we are going to have to wait until someday these punks get toasted, causing me great joy, and extensive amounts of paperwork.

I'm out, Cheers

"Underwear goes inside the pants. INSIDE THE F**KIN PANTS! THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED UNDER-F**KIN-WEAR"- Dennis Leary